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And the robot says...

A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. It could not only
dispense drinks flawlessly, but also - like any good bartender - engage in
appropriate conversation.

A man enters the bar, orders a drink. The robot serves him a perfectly
prepared cocktail, then asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "150."
And the robot proceeds to make conversation about Quantum physics, string
theory, atomic chemistry, etc.

The customer is very impressed and thinks: "This is really cool." He decides
to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in
for another drink.

Again, the robot serves him the drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?" The
man responds, "100." And immediately the robot starts talking, but this time
about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, etc.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one
more test. He goes back in, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "50." And the robot says...

[Click on Smiley]
"So, why you don't like Jay Leno?"
"So, who is Elfriede Jelinek?"
"So, you gonna vote for Bush again?"
"So, what do you see in the eyes of Dick Cheney?"